Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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