Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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