love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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