why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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