operation have a gay friend backfired
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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