Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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