NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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