Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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