He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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