Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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