Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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