My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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