it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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