To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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