no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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