try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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