is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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