You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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