M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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