I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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