i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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