Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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