what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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