I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize