we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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