I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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