Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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