So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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