i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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