Having a random hookup so left but love u
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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