i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
The ass gains better be worth it
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