i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
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Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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