somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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We need a shit load of segways right now
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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