Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
He passed out mid-signature
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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