Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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