I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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