my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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