Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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