...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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