Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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