The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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