at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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