You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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