And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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