I wannas sexs uuuuu
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
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If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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