quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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