HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
porn star boner night. come get it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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