he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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