Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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