Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
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he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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